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Select 1 Couple I will tell you about ur Love:

Questions and Answers sms Select 1 Couple I will tell you about ur Love: 1: Cheeni or Chaye 2: Namak or Khaana 3: Paani or Jug 4: Chand or Raat 5: Aankh or Aansu. Reply Fast..   Answers: 1: Cheeni or...

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آپ کے ماموں کی بہن کی ساس کے بیٹے کی ساس کے پوتے

Intelligence Questions sms دماغ لڑاؤ اور جواب دو سوال:آپ کے ماموں کی بہن کی ساس کے بیٹے کی ساس کے پوتے کی بیوی کی ساس کا شوھر آپ کاکیا لگتا ہے ., جواب ضرور دو

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وضوکرکےسونا بسترجھاڑنا

Good Night sms :رات کےعمل: >وضوکرکےسونا >بسترجھاڑنا >دائیںکروٹ پرسونا >تہجداورفجرکیلۓ جاگنےکی نیت کرنا >پہلا کلمہ,آیت الکرسی 4قل پڑھکرسونا >سبکومعاف کرکےسونا >سونےکی دعاپڑھ کرسونا

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Sardar ghussy se: Waiter! Chicken biryani mein chicken hi nai hy

Sardar sms Sardar ghussy se: Waiter! Chicken biryani mein chicken hi nai hy . Waiter: Sir,gulab jaman me konsa gulab hota hy? . Sardar: Ay v sahi ay, chal sorry yar.

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Calcium hamari Bones k lie bht zarori hy

Health tips sms Calcium hamari Bones k lie bht zarori hy. Ham Jitna calcium 6 glass milk pi kar Hasil kerte hein Wohi calcium ham sirf eik glass coke, pepsi, pi kar zaya kar dete hein. Isi tarah ham...

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میرےذکر کیلۓوقت نکالو، میں تمھارےکام میں برکت عطاکروں گا

Hadees e Nabavi sms حضرت ابوھریر رضی اللہ عنہ سے روایت ھے رسول اللہ صلی اللہ علیہ وسلم نےفرمایا اللہ فرماتاھے میرےذکر کیلۓوقت نکالو، میں تمھارےکام میں برکت عطاکروں گا ورنہ دنیاوی کاموں کی کثرت تم پر اس...

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Merey Din ka Aghaaz hai tere Paak naam sy ay Parwardigar-e-Aalam

Good Morning sms Merey Din ka Aghaaz hai tere Paak naam sy ay Parwardigar-e-Aalam Hamain us Raastey pey chala dey jo teri taraf aata hai! Aameen. Subah Bakhair

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V r D Luckiest Generation Because.. V Have Seen 01/02/03

Public sms V r D Luckiest Generation Because.. V Have Seen 01/02/03 02/03/04 03/04/05 04/05/06 05/06/07 06/07/08 07/08/09 08/09/10 09/10/11 & today 10/11/12.

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Ajab kahani Hy Haath Ki Lakiron Mein “Faraz”

Funny Poetry sms Ajab kahani Hy Haath Ki Lakiron Mein "Faraz" Safar to Likha Hy Boht Mgr "PETROL" Nhi Likha...!

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Is December Mein 5 Saturdays, 5 Sundays, 5 Mondays Honge.

Public sms Is December Mein 5 Saturdays, 5 Sundays, 5 Mondays Honge. Dubara Aisa 824 Years Baad Hoga

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Whenever I miss my friends I look in the sky.

Shakespeare sms Shakespeare said: Whenever I miss my friends I look in the sky. Although I can't see them there but I feel happy that we are under the same sky

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Meri Skin Bohat Ziada Mulayem, Soft aur Sensitiv ha aur

Doctor sms Larki Doctor se: Meri Skin Bohat Ziada Mulayem, Soft aur Sensitiv ha aur Mera Rung B Bohat Gora hai, Main Raat ko kya Laga kr Soya kron? Doctor: "KUNDI"....   Best funny sms

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Friendship is Ñot about “thåñks”its about” koi ehsåÑ to Ñåi kia mj pe,

Friendship sms Friendship is Ñot about "thåñks"its about" koi ehsåÑ to Ñåi kia mj pe, Friendship is Ñot about "I am sorry " its about "sab teri Galti Thi" Friendship is Ñot about "I miss u' its about...

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Larki : Baba G! Dua kren meri Kisi samajdaar admi sy shadi ho jaye

Jokes sms Larki : Baba G! Dua kren meri Kisi samajdaar admi sy shadi ho jaye Baba : Ghar chali ja beti... Samajdar admi kbi shadi ni krta. No wife Happy Life

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Pakistan Se Teri Dushmani Achi Nahi India

Cricket sms Pakistan Se Teri Dushmani Achi Nahi India Q Ke Bebo Teri Nadaan Hai, Munni Teri Badnam Hai, Sheela Teri Jawan Hai OR Players Hamare Pathan Hain..

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Taskeen na ho jis se wo raaz badal dalo

Allama Iqbal Poetry sms Taskeen na ho jis se wo raaz badal dalo Jo raaz na rakh paye hamraaz badal dalo Tum ne b suni ho gi bari aam kahawat hy Anjam ka ho khatra aghaz badal dalo Pur-soz dilon ko jo...

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Muhabbat ki tamana hai To phir woh vasf peda kr

Allama Iqbal Poetry sms Muhabbat ki tamana hai To phir woh vasf peda kr Jahan sy ishq chalta hai, vahan tk naam peda kr Agr sacha hai mery ishq me to ay bani adam Nigahe ishq peda kr jamal e zarf peda...

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Jab bhi apni Family k sath betho to Alhamdulillah parho

Public sms * Jab bhi apni Family k sath betho to Alhamdulillah parho Kion k kuch Log in palon ko taraste hain, * Jab bhi apne kaam par jao to Alhamdulillah parho Kion k buhat se Logon k paas job nahi,...

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Agar NAMAZ Parhne K Bhi Paisy Mila Karte Tu Aaj

Namaz sms HEART TOUCHING MSG. "Agar NAMAZ Parhne K Bhi Paisy Mila Karte Tu Aaj Hum sab 5 waqt k namazi Hote Yaqeen Nahi Raha Kisi Bhi Musalman Ko K "ALLAH" Bhi Mojood Hy . Is This END OF EMAAN ? Or...

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